"Sometimes I wish I was an octopus..." (mug)

"Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at one time"

Start your day right with the 11 oz ceramic mug that's not just a cup—it’s your trusty sidekick. Whether you're fueling up on coffee, tea, or pretending to drink water, this mug is here for it all. Sturdy, microwave-safe, and dishwasher-friendly, it handles heat like a champ (unlike your ex). Plus, its perfect size ensures it’s just enough caffeine to power you up but not enough to make you rethink your life choices. A must-have for serious sipping and questionable decisions!

• Blank product sourced from China. Printed in the US.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!